meowbella:

i hate when someone is pretty and also funny like stop that you only get one

(Source: fightingtheseas)

frigerator:

i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids 

rupsidaisy:

If all crime was legal for 24 hours I wouldn’t murder I would probably steal a bunch of stuff and spray paint penises everywhere

(Source: rupindre)

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

ronaldreagay:

*sings stay to my wifi connection*

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

shubbabang:

seeing your friends improve at something they’ve been working hard on